One of most anticipated match-ups in ages will see two teams slug it out for supremency and those all important bragging rights.

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Cut v UnCut

 

November 2024

 

Gold Coast

Day 1 - Thursday

 

Course: Royal Pines Golf Club

Tee off: 12.40pm

Arrival: 12.00pm for welcome

Format: 4BBB stableford

Pairings:  Captains Picks

Day 2 - Friday

 

Course: Lakelands Golf Club

Tee off: 12.30pm

Pick up from hotel: 11.30am

Format: 6x6x6

Pairings:  Captains Picks

Day 3 - Saturday

 

Course: Hope Island Golf Club

Tee off: 11.45am

Pick up from hotel: 10.30am

Format: Singles

Pairings:  worst to best

Uncut

Baz (c)

It's hard to look beyond the fact that he's single-handedly lost his team 2 JR Cups.  Just not good enough to win. 

Form - 18th; 4th; 10th; 3rd; 12th   

Gold Jacket Odds - $1,001.00

Likely award - Most repetitive banter

 

Marsden (c)

Capitulated in Hawkes Bay (after finally turning up).  Good mind games, but not aging well enough to compete.  

Form - 23rd; 14th; 11th; 4th; 4th

Gold Jacket Odds - $29.30

Likely award - Grumpiest

 

Grim

Has struggled to string three rounds together.  Can't see that changing.  Outside chance. 

Form - 9th; 9th; 18th; 10th; 15th

Gold Jacket Odds - $15.20

Likely award - Best tallest, curly haired, lefthanded accountant from Blenheim

 

Wakey

We've said it before and we'll say it again, dishes up far too much weak tripe compete.  Strong calves not enough.

Form - 9th; 15th; 14th; 2nd; 6th

Gold Jacket Odds - $48.10

Likely award - Best meal location finder person

 

Boof

Mid-table performer.  May get up for a place as long as he's had a good breakfast.  Can't see a winner here.

Form - 15th; 9th

Gold Jacket Odds - $36.30

Likely award - Sexiest voice

 

Webster

A crowd favourite (and not because of his swing).  Underestimate at your peril.  Worth a look every year.

Form - 15th; 9th; 4th; winner; 16th

Gold Jacket Odds - $7.60

Likely award - Flattest swing

 

Hughnit

He drinks.  He golfs (a lot).  Did show improvement in second outing but unlikely to be start of big things.

Form - 21st; 24th

Gold Jacket Odds - $1,001.00

Likely award - Drunkest

 

Rosco

Top performer.  Has finished in the top 5 for the last 6 yeras running - amazing stuff that!  Worth a sniff.

Form - 5th; 5th; winner; 5th; 2nd

Gold Jacket Odds - $5.80

Likely award - Quietest golfer

 

JBW

A handicappers nightmare.  If they're good to him he's a big chance.  Needs to believe he can be better.

Form - 19th; 18th; 7th; 9th; 3rd

Gold Jacket Odds - $22.40

Likely award - Runner up

 

Syddall

Gets lots of sleep which should help, but doesn't seem to.  Due a good performance but has never been close before (best finish of 7th).

Form - 11th; 7th; 7th; 12th; 9th

Gold Jacket Odds - $11.20

Likely award - Earliest to bed

 

Trouny

New kids on the block.  Apparantely handsome.  No one wins their first JR.  Fact.

Gold Jack Odds - $151.00

Likely award - best talker

Reido (c)

Loves stats.  Pity his own are so bad.  Loves golf.  Pity his game is average at best.  Lacks fortitude - don't back.

Form - 5th; 17th; 14th; 14th; 9th

Gold Jacket Odds - $35.20

Likely award - Cutest golfer

 

Bundy (c)

First year nerves are out of the way.  Unlikely that will help though.  Only thing on his side is a shorter flight.

Form - 20th

Gold Jacket Odds - $81.00

Likely award - Best overseas player

 

Woody

Big hitter on and off the course.  Competes well but short game lets him down. Gets to write his own bio's. 

Form - winner; 2nd; 17th; 6th; 6th

Gold Jacket Odds - $15.50

Likely award - Colin Montgomerie

 

Pernice

Has really struggled on the big stage.  Never threatened the podium yet and out of form.  Don't touch.

Form - 24th; 23rd; 16th

Gold Jacket Odds - $98.80

Likely award - TP award for most frustrated

 

Paddy

The godfather for many reasons.  Always there or there abouts.  Include in all bets.

Form - 3rd; winner; 7th; 4th; 12th

Gold Jacket Odds - $6.80

Likely award - Smallest mouth

 

Paddles

Can he finally get over the line?  Another crowd favourite and will be well deserved when he finall wins.  Only thing stopping him is the top 2 inches.

Form - 2nd; 8th; 3rd; 13th

Gold Jacket Odds - $9.30

Likely award - Most sensible drunk

 

VB

Wins matches, but hasn't won a JR or got close to a jacket.  Wild irons don't help.  Due though.  Maybe.

Gold Jacket Odds - $42.70

Likely award - Best stories

 

Boner

LOL.  lol.  LOL.  Lucky there aren't two grades as not competitive at this level.

Form- 14th; 15th; 13th; 17th; 17th.   

Gold Jacket Odds - $1,001.00

Likely award - Shittest story about a 9 he made

 

Mulvey

Will be distracted by the nightlife in store on the Gold Coast.  Will go close, include in multi's.

Form- 4th; 9th; 12th; 4th

Gold Jacket Odds - $15.50

Likely award - Most excited

 

Brad Reid

Eagerly await his decision around equipment.  Own clubs would surely help.  He's yet to realise that though.

Form - 17th; 5th; 6th; 8th; 17th

Gold Jacket Odds - $59.65

Likely award - Worst golf shoes

 

Hummer

Struggles with anything stronger than a 4%er.  Keeps smiling in the face of adversity.  Long overdue.

Form - 11th; 21st; 20th

Gold Jacket Odds - $31.00

Likely award - Nandor Tanczos for biggest hippie